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Feb. 22nd, 2006

01:40 pm - Worst. Joke. EVER.

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Matto, a co-worker of mine, told a truly awful joke at lunch yesterday (we were at a very maritime-themed restaurant, Old Port Lobster Shack at the time):

[edited per matto's instructions regarding my incorrect representation of the joke!]

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From:lianthe
Date:February 22nd, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC)
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Wow. That really is the worst joke ever. Its such a Matto joke to tell though. Hehehehehe.
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From:mavjop
Date:February 22nd, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Yes, indeed!!! :)
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From:lianthe
Date:February 23rd, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
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Ahhhhh.... I miss that guy.
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From:mavjop
Date:February 23rd, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)
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He's right here! In the comments! :>
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From:lianthe
Date:February 23rd, 2006 02:18 am (UTC)
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I saw! I was well-pleased. Hooray! LJ is my only solid connection to you folks anymore. Hehe. Too bad you and wendelina2 are the only ones who post regularly.
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From:lyssabits
Date:February 23rd, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)
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What're you TALKING about? That may be the best joke ever! Right on par with my favorite stupid physics jokes.
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From:mavjop
Date:February 23rd, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
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Hehe! I think this means you have to post said jokes so we can evaluate the claim.
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From:lianthe
Date:February 23rd, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
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I know there's something about "Assume a spherical cow"... but I can't remember the rest. ;)
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From:mavjop
Date:February 23rd, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
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Ah, an old stalwart, the spherical cow.
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From:lyssabits
Date:February 27th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
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Raina knows what jokes I'm talking about, but I think she considers them chemistry jokes. I think they're hysterical, but most people don't agree. You've probably already heard them.

One atom bumps into another atom. The first atom says, "Hey, I think I just lost an electron!"
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

*kneeslap*

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender brings it to him he asks, "How much?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Tee hee hee!
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From:mavjop
Date:February 27th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Oh my ${deity}! Those are frakkin' hillarious! :)

... and they're definitely pure Physics jokes, not Chemistry jokes. :)
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From:bizzy_
Date:February 22nd, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
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arr! avast! prepare ye pants to be boarded!
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From:mavjop
Date:February 22nd, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
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Stop channelling Ashton!
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