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May. 14th, 2005

11:23 am - Silly ..."meme" *cough*splutter*poorRichardDawkins:(*

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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (166), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 37% on proof
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You scored higher than 78% on beer index
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You scored higher than 99% on wine index
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You scored higher than 79% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

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From:mavjop
Date:May 14th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
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The lamest thing about this test is how it classifies my results as Bourbon, clearly indicating the bias of the test creator. I mean, my "proof" results were my worst! I can't imagine how I did better than most on _beer_ and _liquor_... since I don't drink either at all. The wine result ("higher than 99%") is good, though. :-) Why couldn't it classify my results as Port or as Pinot Noir or something?
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