April 12th, 2006

Miranda

I have been Fruity Oaty barred!

If you get the chance to tune in some time in the next 25 minutes between now and 14:00 (2pm) Pacific time, 2006.04.12, tune in to: http://www.kfjc.org/netcast/index.php

You will [NOT] regret it! I have been listening since ~11:15. It goes from 10:00am until 12:00 noon 2:00pm, Pacific time!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

"Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars make you
bust out of your blouse. Eat 'em all the time. Let 'em blow your mind. [Something
in Mandarin(?)] Fruity Oaty Bars. Fruity Oaty Bars."
Leaf on the Wind

It's Fruity! It's Oaty! It's Bar-y!

Dear Diary,

It's half past twelve, and I've been listening to the Fruity Oaty Bar jingle for over an hour and a quarter. I'm seeing flashing primary colours, dancing anime characters and octupi, and I have a weird urge to eat a fruity oaty bar. I don't like fruity oaty bars! What is wrong with me? I think I'm losing my mind. There's almost an hour and a half left, too!

-me