If I didn't own Delicious Library already, I would so totally buy the $49 package (including it and 9 other apps) currently on sale at http://macheist.com/ ...
2008. Game Launches. I sign up, hoping for some browncoat goodness. I create a level-1 loser and materialize on Ariel. Then, some 12-year-old with an avatar named dethstryk457 walks up and murders me from behind for no apparent reason. While wearing a virtual browncoat. And screaming "I pwned u sucka! shynee! gime ur lewt!"
Definitely *not* the way I want to remember the show...