Free! May Contain Black Widow - Nothing to See Here — LiveJournal
Sep. 17th, 2012
11:40 pm - Free! May Contain Black Widow
This evening, after reading this "Parenting. Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, my wife mentioned that our daughter had recently said, "Look, I can reach this!", referring to the work bench in the garage or something on it ... while standing right. beside. the vacuum cleaner that kind of might have a black widow living in its wheel well.
I said, "You know. We've never used that vacuum cleaner. We're never going to use that vacuum cleaner. What it is is clutter. We should get rid of it."
She said, "Not to vacuum up black widows or something?"
I said, "Uh. No."
She said, "Maybe we should put it out at the side of the street with a sign on it that says 'Free!'"
I said, "Free! May Contain Black Widow?!?"