I said, "You know. We've never used that vacuum cleaner. We're never going to use that vacuum cleaner. What it is is clutter. We should get rid of it."
She said, "Not to vacuum up black widows or something?"
I said, "Uh. No."
She said, "Maybe we should put it out at the side of the street with a sign on it that says 'Free!'"
I said, "Free! May Contain Black Widow?!?"