Stephen Jacob (mavjop) wrote,
Stephen Jacob
mavjop
  • Mood: groggy
  • Music: A Pirate's Life for Me

Worst. Joke. EVER.

Matto, a co-worker of mine, told a truly awful joke at lunch yesterday (we were at a very maritime-themed restaurant, Old Port Lobster Shack at the time):
    A man walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt.
    The bartender says, "You have a ship's wheel on your belt."
    "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
[edited per matto's instructions regarding my incorrect representation of the joke!]
Tags: amusing, silly, terrible
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