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Feb. 22nd, 2006

01:40 pm - Worst. Joke. EVER.

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Date:February 27th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
Raina knows what jokes I'm talking about, but I think she considers them chemistry jokes. I think they're hysterical, but most people don't agree. You've probably already heard them.

One atom bumps into another atom. The first atom says, "Hey, I think I just lost an electron!"
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says, "Yes, I'm positive!"


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender brings it to him he asks, "How much?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Tee hee hee!
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Date:February 27th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
Oh my ${deity}! Those are frakkin' hillarious! :)

... and they're definitely pure Physics jokes, not Chemistry jokes. :)
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