It's half past twelve, and I've been listening to the Fruity Oaty Bar jingle for over an hour and a quarter. I'm seeing flashing primary colours, dancing anime characters and octupi, and I have a weird urge to eat a fruity oaty bar. I don't like fruity oaty bars! What is wrong with me? I think I'm losing my mind. There's almost an hour and a half left, too!
-me