Stephen Jacob (mavjop) wrote,
Stephen Jacob
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It's Fruity! It's Oaty! It's Bar-y!

Dear Diary,

It's half past twelve, and I've been listening to the Fruity Oaty Bar jingle for over an hour and a quarter. I'm seeing flashing primary colours, dancing anime characters and octupi, and I have a weird urge to eat a fruity oaty bar. I don't like fruity oaty bars! What is wrong with me? I think I'm losing my mind. There's almost an hour and a half left, too!

-me
Tags: amusing, cool, firefly, geeky, kawaii, media, silly, weird
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