Today there was an ad on the front page of Amazon enticing me to buy owl vommit. You think I'm kidding? Well, it linked to a page containing many bizarre products. Reading some of the product names made one wonder, "What the frak?". My brain broke and I stopped reading when I saw "Porky Pooper Jelly Bean Dispenser"! Here's some examples of the insanity:
Amazon Oddities
Today there was an ad on the front page of Amazon enticing me to buy owl vommit. You think I'm kidding? Well, it linked to a page containing many bizarre products. Reading some of the product names made one wonder, "What the frak?". My brain broke and I stopped reading when I saw "Porky Pooper Jelly Bean Dispenser"! Here's some examples of the insanity:
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