[Edit] Amusing responses to this on work chat server:
-> (12:30) From Achorrath, to rant: - The robotic blood pressure machine uprising has begun! -> (12:30) From matto, to rant: - I, for one, welcome our new autosphygnomatic masters. -> (12:32) From Tamino, to rant: - UR SPHYGMOM -> (12:33) From matto, to rant: - IM IN UR SHYGMANOMETER, MEASURIN UR PRESSURES