Bastion of American family values Wal*Mart sells gay pseudo-anime porn (temporarily; apparently removed now) (warning: link terrible! idea: hilarious).
Wow, rose petal flavoured marshmallows?!?
The Museum of Television and Radio has a series called Paley Fest, which involve a showing of an episode of a show and then discussion and audience questions with the cast/creators thereof. This year includes Heroes. Ooh! Wanna go! It's in LA. On Saturday, March 10th.
If the Wal*Mart link above wasn't bad enough, one of my co-workers made my head explode earlier today by sending me this gem. WARNING: This link may make you claw your eyes out. Especially the video. Who knew a USB dongle could be that disturbing?