|"The president of the United States is dead. He was murdered in the morning sunlight by a four year old boy."|
Awesome opening lines, neh? Even better when you hear them. If that makes you go, "huh, intriguing...", or, "wait! what? ur, huh?! 4 year old?!", then you should listen to 7th Son: 7thSonTrilogy.com
It's a trilogy (currently on the way to the end of book 2) of novels by author J. C. Hutchins podcast as a free audio book. I've been enjoying it for some time now.
(I posted something analogous to this as a comment on one of brianrubin's posts, but I thought it was worthy of a post of its own. :)